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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russel."
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"What move does the karate kid practice the most? He wax off everyday"
"To make it safer to use the mobile phone when I'm driving, I've deleted all my German male contacts. I now completely Hans free."
"What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? A dicktater"
"What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks."
"Oral sex makes your day Anal sex makes your hole weak"
"Whenever I'm in a difficult situation, I think, ""What would I do?"" so I can do the opposite thing"
"A new species of fish have evolved to have wrists They're called metacarpals."
"Did you know, if you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left."
"*stares into wormhole* Whoa man, cool. *gets slapped by worm* Pervert! *worm wiggles away*"