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Joke of the Day

"My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for my birthday. I don't think they understood when I said ""I wanna watch."""

"Taking a cue from politicians, I'm getting thirty normal people to stand behind me every time I say something stupid. (They're here now.)"

"I'm tired of people complaining about trumps policies... so I decided to detail them out here"

"What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."

"A Brit and an American are having a conversation. The American says: ""Wtf do you mean, 'let's go smoke a fag'?""."

"Why did the guy get an erection when he saw a ruler? He had a foot fetish."

"A friend told me he was karyophil And i was like ""Are you fucking nuts?"""

"It's pronounced like ""jif."" Yeah, well I don't gif a fuck."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. DRE"

"So many babies. So little ketchup."