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Joke of the Day
"Why did a surgeon go to prison? His medical license was doctored."
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"What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta? Rotini!"
"A piece of ham Ham is ham. The end"
"If I ever get a tummy tuck I'm going to ask the surgeon to make a little pocket below my navel so I'll always have a place for my iPod."
"A box from IKEA came to my door, sent from this tourist girl I've been on two dates with. I don't think she understood when I said I wanted a one-night stand"
"I tried to say no to the vodka but it was 40% stronger than me"
"[to pharmacist getting my pills that make me stop talking about ET] long day? ""ugh I can't wait to go home"" know who else wanted to go home"
"(Q)..... What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes? (A)..... The Interpreter."
"What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day? He always came on time."
"What do you call a man with no arms? Anything you want. He is 'armless"