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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !"
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"I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was ""what are commonly found in cells?"" I guess ""black people"" wasn't the right answer."
"What's the best way for an American to lose weight? Gamble in British currency."
"What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot? SUPPLIES!!!"
"Guys! I finally dusted my bedroom! And guess what? I HAVE A NIGHTSTAND!!!"
"Something on Valentines Day I just don't get... Laid."
"I have nothing positive to report. Except that roadside drug test."
"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."
"I caught my Grandma sucking my Grandad's cock last night. A bit weird, since I thought they buried it along with the rest of him."
"How do you tell if Donald Trump is in your house? I sas Donald Trump today in my house, he had a gun."