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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is the boom box."
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"I like my women how I like my advent calendar. Against my wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten."
"What did the cat say to the banana? Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana? Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana? Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk."
"What drink did the vampire order at the bar? A blood-light"
"If laughter is the best medicine, Jimmy Fallon doesn't need health insurance."
"I avoid checking my bank account. I just don't need that negativity in my life."
"What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon? Kermit's finger."
"Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies."
"ME: Ok, that's everything in the dishwasher *closes dishwasher door* *turns it on* *turns around* TEASPOON: You're not gonna believe this"
"Giving somebody a greeting card is the most festive way to deposit $5 into their trashcan."