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Joke of the Day
"Little Shop of Horrors should have taken place in Russia. Because in Soviet Russia plant eats you!"
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"My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid."
"How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian"
"Right now Chuck Norris' pumpkin is carving itself"
"How can you tell if someone is having a stroke? There is lotion and used tissues laying around"
"Why was the glass-blower forced to retire? He sucked..."
"Money can't buy happiness... Poverty can't buy *Anything*"
"A man drops his watch........ And he notices his dog is about to piss on it. The man says ""Oh no you don't, not on my watch!"""
"I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would've been a lot more interesting."
"Remember April showers bring May flowers. But, Mayflowers being smallpox."