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Joke of the Day

"I had an amazing racist joke to tell... ...but a black guy stole it."

"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder."

"""Yes, I need to check in."" ""Sir, this is a burn unit."" ""Yeah, I got hit hard with a series of jokes about my mom, and I had no comeback."""

"Dinosaur joke What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss"

"[at my intervention] mom: some of us feel uncomfortable with your pinned tweet"

"I saw a bald eagle take a shit mid-flight today. I've never been prouder to be an American."

"(Misogynist Joke #4) - My girlfriend complains about how painful her period cramps are... I reminded her that's her fault for being a woman."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Dad."

"I'm sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they've won the Canadian lottery."

"I heard that there was some beef with Dreamworks after making the 3rd Shrek Movie... It's all ogre now."