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Joke of the Day
"What's the smartest animal on the farm? The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)"
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"Does Batman make this look bad? [http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg) I personally think it's funny, but it is pretty fucked up."
"What did the caterpillar say to the cocoon after he broke out? Moth."
"Do you why I never excel during a meeting? Because I use powerpoint for my presentation, of course."
"Give a banana to your uninvited house guest. Hold another banana up to your ear. Only respond to questions asked thru the ""banana phone""."
"I really want a Popsicle but I'm so not in the mood for Freezer Jenga."
"Hey girl, I heard you like bad boys Well not to brag or anything but I'm bad at everything"
"What's the deal with Drake, first he was an actor now a rapper? Must have been all degrassi was smoking. I'll let myself out."
"So I've been studying up on clams lately I want to take up boxing, and I heard part of training is mussel memory."
"Why do feminists hate Apple? Because they're not PC."