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Joke of the Day
"Why was the intelligent Heineken upset? 'Cus the bud's wiser."
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"I'm so fresh... ...I get put in the produce section."
"Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses ""windows""."
"I don't trust left handed people. there is something not right about them."
"I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again"
"What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime? Parah Salin."
"Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask ""which country?"""
"""Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance."" -Alcohol"
"My boyfriend offered to do analingus if I'd trim a ""landing strip..."" I told him he should be more worried about Skid Row."
"I moved to the south, people are different here. I started a conversation with a midget, but had to walk away. He was a little racist."