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Joke of the Day
"I'm so fresh... ...I get put in the produce section."
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"How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony? It ain't hard."
"What are the 2 rules of success? No1 : Don't tell everything you know."
"My vegan friend asked me if I've met his new girlfriend I said I've never seen herbivore"
"In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend."
"I've never liked barnacles, but since I moved to the harbour they've started to grow on me."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest will blow you."
"My music teacher told me to stay on key I said ""pitch please"""
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O'Furniture."
"Need jokes about Germany/German people Friend of mine going to Germany. Want to wallpost lame jokes on his wall. The cringeworthier the better."