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Joke of the Day
"Whats a baby's favourite temperature? Womb tempertaure"
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"I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2006."
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"How does a gay religious terrorist spend his vacation in Cuba? Infidel Castro"
"Why does Elton John play the piano? Because he sucks on an organ."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you drink through that?"
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! Yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them !"
"Not a fan of APA MLA, however, was love at first cite."
"I finally decided on my Halloween costume. I'm going to go as a French pancake chef; that'll really give people the crepes."
"Why are gay guys able to float? Because they're flamboyant."