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Joke of the Day
"Just tried to put my seatbelt on. AT MY DESK. I'm pretty."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the attempted shooting at the 2015 Pokemon World Championship? The gunmen tried to escape, but luckily, officers were able to catch'em all."
"A couple drops of super glue on your fingers and you wont pay attention to any other thing on the planet for three hours."
"Not afraid of death anymore because I just woke up from a nap I didn't even know I was having."
"Marriage: I gave sex up for this?"
"What should you care? My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money, watch your health."" So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."
"I thought air was free my whole life until I bought a bag of chips."
"When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train."
"How do rednecks know when their sister is on her period? Their dad's dick tastes like blood."
"What do you call a man with no body and a nose ? Nobody knows!"