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Joke of the Day
"Three goats walked into a Stop N Shop."
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"Today I've smoked 2 packs of cigs, eaten only deep-fried foods & took the seatbelts out of my truck. Free healthcare is going to be awesome."
"Does the baby have access to my ribs? It feels like they're bars and she's an old timey prisoner with a tin mug"
"The US won gold in shooting They have good schools for it"
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Yes I remain sweet & quiet but on the inside I'm composing a strongly worded email"
"What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance? The clam before the storm!"
"My new year's resolution is... ...running at 1680 x 1050"
"Turkey Is going to get served very soon"
"They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody."
"What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust Worse*"