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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a genie and a genius? A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants. Source: http://explosm.net/comics/3155/"

"""Hey, I finally watched that movie you've been wanting me to see..."" ""Oh, so you finally saw Back to the Future?"" ""Sure did!"" ""It's about time!"""

"Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's? The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points."

"Aw, I would love to keep up with the Kardashians. But being a 'pregnant-solar-powered-douche-magnet' is an art form I haven't yet perfected."

"How do Jewish pedophiles lure in victims? ""Would you like to buy a candy?"""

"Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen? It protects from deadly rays."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning? He was too far out maaaaan."

"What the best way to cut down a tree? A Suhhh Dude"

"What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-sucking parasite? A lunartick."

"Where can i learn the skyrim dovah language and daedric too? In the complete opposite direction of a vagina."