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Joke of the Day

"Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad."

"chuck norris's daughter had her virginity stolen:chuck norris stole it back"

"What's the difference between a midget and a venereal disease? One's a cunning runt and the other's a running cunt."

"Why are there interstates in Hawaii?"

"I love you so much, I'll just sit at home and stare at my phone to make you notice."

"what idiot named it erectile dysfunction instead of ballzheimer's"

"Don't trust the atoms... They make up everything."

"Why can't you run in camp sites? Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out."

"You ran a half-marathon? Wow! Half congratulations!"

"Santa probably regrets giving coal Santa Claus probably regrets giving coal to naughty children now that global warming is threatening his habitat."