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Joke of the Day
"My parents always said no drugs before marriage After that.... they just understood."
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"I don't ever use my blinker. It's nobody's business where I'm going."
"What is the scientific name for a crippled tyrannosaurus rex ? Tywalkasoreus Rex"
"Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs? So they can get a long little doggie."
"A Dietitian X Nun's favourite song? Agave Maria"
"How are American beer and making love in a canoe the same? They're both fucking close to water."
"My body is shaped like a hooded sweatshirt."
"Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy"
"the butter churner asked the milk ""whats wrong..."" the milk responded ""im just a bit stirred up but ill be butter in a while"""
"I like my women like I like my car parking spaces... Disabled only."