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Joke of the Day

"What's an archaeologist? Someone whose career is in ruins."

"It's because you have a penis for a face... Oh, I thought you asked me why no one likes you."

"What do you call a red headed baker? A ginger bread man"

"How do you know if an Asian is depressed? All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces."

"Religion is like a penis You're more than welcome to have one and a lot of people do, but when you start rubbing yours in my face that's when I start to get a little irritated"

"What do you do to get rid of an obese demon? You exorcise him."

"My favorite clean joke Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!!!!!"

"Him: My voice is a little hoarse. Me: You have a pony?! Him: ... Me: ... Him: ... Me: I wish I had a pony. *pouts*"

"Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry."

"This will probably get buried. . . It's a coffin."