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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like i like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."
Next Joke
"What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)"
"Why was delta afraid of zeta? Because zeta eta theta and is only epsilon away from delta."
"Are you bad wifi? Because I see there is no connection here."
"Danke for calling Germany. To order beer, press 1. To order weapons, press 2. To order philosophy, press 1 until it resembles a 2."
"What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !"
"If she didn't reply to any of your 20 texts, she probably doesn't have good cell service. Definitely don't stop texting her"
"Why do feminists hate the portrayal of women in the media? Because only men can be seXY."
"Chemistry Joke I hate telling noble gas jokes there's never a reaction."
"Grrr why is it so hard to get a qsn stick in the right way! Dammit I mean a usb stick."