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Joke of the Day

"So i asked my girlfriend if she faked it yesterday.. She said ""No, i was really asleep"""

"I thought of a great joke about turkey coups. I would tell you, but it would probably fly right over your head."

"Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. Trust me on this"

"What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed? ""I Duggar."""

"I'm so thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many likes you get on a picture."

"Girl, if you don't stop touching my crotch,... ...you might feel a small prick."

"My friend never shuts up about lemon-lime flavored, caffeine-free sodas To sprite our differences we're still good friends."

"Maybe the seventh time around I'll feel different about finding something I want to eat if I glance in the fridge just once more."

"Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but prune juice and viagra? He couldn't tell if he was coming or going."

"So this kid in my anatomy class asked where the gluteus maximus was... In my opinion it was a dumb, ass question."