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Joke of the Day

"I saw your girlfriend kissing another man... - And what she was wearing? -- A White and Gold dress. - Oh she is not, my gf is wearing a black and blue dress"

"[NSFW] What's the difference between a woman and a Fridge? A Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow."

"For my new year's resolution I will stop replying to funny jokes I hear by saying LOL"

"""I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down"" ~Bowling pins"

"Hillary Clinton is a strong woman who doesn't need Bill. Besides, the FBI has been fingering her for a while now."

"Friend told me this one today. Fed Ex and UPS Did you hear Fed-Ex and UPS joined together and made a conglomerate?They called it fed up."

"I think I married someone else's soulmate. I wish they'd come get him."

"Waitress: 'Do u have any questions about the menu?' Me: 'What kind of font is this?'"

"My crushes are like the sun They're hot and if I stare for too long, I get hurt."