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Joke of the Day

"A reporter asks Chess genius, Gary Kasparov:""What do you prefer -- chess or sex? Gary replied, ""... depends on the position."""

"The hipster A hipster was traveling down some river rapids. He came across a fork in the river and decided to take the left fork because the right was too mainstream"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints"

"Did you hear that Shakira and Madonna had a big fight? They're no longer on a first-name basis."

"What do you call someone that goes down on both genders? Bilingual."

"Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting? Because he didn't habanero."

"Bill Cosby and Ben Roethlisberger walk into a bar... I don't remember what happened next."

"What has a bottom on a top? A leg."

"Who teaches you how to fart? A tutor :)"

"What is the National bird of Pakistan? Drone"