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Joke of the Day

"Programmer goes shopping His wife says ""get me a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs get a dozen"" He comes back with 12 loaves of bread."

"In response to Wikipedia's ""price of a cup of coffee is all we need"" fundraiser. I like my coffee like my wikipedia. Free!"

"Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married... Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married, we always answer: Me: Eight wonderful years. Wife: Eleven years."

"Why are rubber tires black? So the police know what to shoot at during a chase"

"The Oregon Problem The latest opinion-type poll Says Oregon's out of control Football - U of O Marijuana - you know Both of them got ""smoked in a bowl"""

"I felt like I was going to be programming forever... ...so I took a `break;`"

"The Worst Joke Ever What kind of jokes do farmers tell? CORNY JOKES!!!"

"Female dogs... Today a female dog tried to talk and play with my dog. He couldn't muster the courage to talk to her.. He didn't have the balls to do it."

"Apple is reinventing the wheel. It's going to be Revolutionary!"

"I was an army sniper, until I was discharged. It must have been my accuracy. It was very hit and miss."