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Joke of the Day

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff BA-DUMM-TSS"

"Legally your grocery store can't stop me from tapping on the canned goods and declaring which ones are ripe or not."

"Did you hear the one about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines across the nation!"

"What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard? Shoot her again."

"Who is this guy named Rorschach and why does he paint pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Say what you want about pedophiles... ...at least they don't speed in school zones."

"No matter who wins the election they are going to have a build a wall on the southern border of Canada."

"Accidentally got a ""male"" order bride and I was gonna return him but Sergei is just so good with my kids"

"I just spilled my last beer while reaching over to hit ""ignore caller"" on my phone. Why do bad things happen to good people?"

"What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male Fraud!"