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Joke of the Day

"I got teased by my friends, because they thought my girlfriend was imaginary Jokes on them - they are too."

"I like my pizza ""Chicago"" style. full of bullet holes."

"Why do Ukrainians not like being late? They don't wanna be rushin"

"Agoraphobia I didn't go to my Agoraphobics Anonymous meeting today, obviously."

"How many Feminists does it take to change a Light Bulb? Two - One to change the Bulb and one to Blow Me"

"What is the strongest bird ? A crane !"

"Why did semen cross the road? Put on the wrong sock....."

"He drove his car into a tree And found out how the Mercedes bends"

"""Um excuse me, my eyes are up here. And here. And here, here, here, here, and here."" - spider with big tits"

"Neighbor thinks I'm stalking her. Any time she hears a noise she is purified. Petrified! Sorry, not easy reading a diary thru binoculars."