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Joke of the Day

"I'll tell you a cheesy joke? I don't like cheese. :0"

"What do you call a... What do you call a powered scooter in cow country? A mooooooooooped"

"Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!"

"Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians? They're afraid of getting owned"

"When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally. Classic rook-y mistake."

"I'm currently on a 2 hour layover in St. Louis airport. I'm cold and Missourable."

"This fat hate on reddit has been ridiculous lately. Come on, give them a break. They have enough on their plates already."

"A woman asked her husband ""what trait of me do you love the most?'' ''My beautiful face? My sexy body?"" The husband looked at her from top to bottom, and answered, ""I love your humor."""

"I don't know how to spell Armaggedon But who cares - it's not the end of the world!"

"Heard about the public speaker with the rodent up his butt? He had to cancel a speech because he was gerbily constipated."