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Joke of the Day

"Why was purple jealous? Because red blue green."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You may think R, but a pirates first love will always be the C."

"ok open your eyes!! ""are those.. are those dead bunnies? what the fu-"" Febreze Air Effects. haha. covered it up well? ""im calling the cops"""

"I love salad! Just wish it had the taste & texture of pizza."

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me... It means a lot."

"I named my dog Shark to make him sound tough... For some reason, people go into a panic when he runs off on the beach."

"I slapped Kim Kardashian's ass once I don't like his music."

"Some guy was reported to have gone crazy in a public bathroom. I guess you could say he lost his shit."

"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? you nail food to the ceiling"