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Joke of the Day
"What is black and smells like blue paint? Black paint."
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"What did The Mandrain say when he told his wife he'd stop masturbating? You'll never see me cumming."
"I got free pancakes on International Pancake Day. International Women's Day is now almost over and I think I like pancake day better."
"What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job? You had one job."
"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Adolf Hitler? Hitler can't finish a race"
"Which states is Bernie most popular in? Denmark, Sweden and Norway."
"JEDI WHO INVENTED LIGHTSABER: ok its a destructive laser sword so maybe we shoudnt wear anythig too flowy JEDI IN CHARGE OF COSTUMES: ...OORR"
"How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Rectal thermometer tastes like shit"
"An unhinged neurosurgeon, a tech CEO, and a Southern Baptist preacher walk into a bar... they all ask for your vote"
"Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?"