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Joke of the Day

"What do you call women who are faster than me? Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here."

"Can strawberry jam? No, but lemon curd."

"What is the equivalent to Area-51 in Canada? Area-51, A"

"Countless marriages could be saved by requiring urinals in private residences."

"Halloween = Candy, Thanksgiving = Food, Christmas = Gifts, New Years = Drinks, Valentines = Sex, Birthdays = ALL OF THE ABOVE"

"Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun? Because they're not real."

"""It doesn't make any sense... but does it make a dollar?"", says the marketing manager."

"A Terrorist posts a Joke on Reddit... ...joke Blows Up faster than expected."

"""I wanted to lose 10 lbs. this year.... only 13 lbs. to go!"""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Him: why did the chicken cross the road? Her: I don't know. Him: to go to the shops. Do you think that's funny? Her: No. Him: neither did the chicken."