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Joke of the Day

"A guy stopped me on the street today and tried to sell me a coffin... I said ""That's the last thing I need"""

"My friends wanted to play a board game but we couldn't find a game that we were all in the mood for. We finally settled on Catan."

"Pregnancy is like a black ops mission They're both expensive to abort."

"You know what my favorite Armchair book is? Mein Kampfy Kouch"

"So much gross product placement in THE SHINING. It's like, fine, I'll buy an axe."

"What do you call a chain of singing islands? An acapellago."

"sorry to bodyshame, but ferrets have no business being that long"

"Fighter plane escorts a passenger jet in to Manchester airport as the pilot reported a suspicious item on board. The United team bringing back a trophy this season."

"I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo."

"What was a telemarketer's worst nightmare! He could not connect with the callee."