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Joke of the Day

"I had sex with a waitress and it was terrible. She just wanted the tip."

"Difference Between Thief ? Q: What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief? A: A thief snatches your watch."

"Wait, there's a big difference. Did you say I look like THE Rock or did you say I look like A rock?"

"Women are like modern art... They're hard to figure out, and we're not really sure if they even have a purpose."

"I used to be a narcissist But now look at me"

"Every time you push the potato button on your microwave, a potato appears in someone else's microwave."

"Matthew McMonaughey's Lincoln doesn't make left turns... It just goes all right, all right, all right."

"[dies and goes to hell] me: ""mom? dad!? what are you doing here!"" dad: ""we used to switch your food with the dog's food sometimes."""

"What's the difference between sperm and lawyers? Sperm have a 1 in 3,000,000 chance to become a human being."

"What's a joke only redditor's would get?"