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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
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"Found an old Tom Jones CD and my underwear drawer flew wide open and all my undies threw themselves at my stereo."
"Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth Watching ""Game of Thrones"" made me realize that Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth. She is always coming..."
"Don't be stingy when it comes to getting a circumcision. I got one cheap and it was a total rip-off."
"""You can't have your cake and eat it too"" People that don't know how cake works."
"I've got a new ringtone. This anal bleaching is rather good."
"Losing my virginity was a lot like riding a bike for the first time. My dad was holding me from behind."
"What should we call this portable computer? SOME GUY: Laptop [everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer]"
"Did you hear about the new strain of bird flu? Chirpees... a canarial disease... un-tweetable."
"Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense."