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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a peculiar rabbit? Unique up on it."
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"What is the definition of ""making love?"" It's something a woman does when a man is fucking her."
"My girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh... ...and if I put my ear against it I can smell the ocean"
"Q: Why are farmers cruel? A: They pull corn by the ears."
"What do you say to encourage someone who is masturbating? You do you!"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."
"One good way to prepare for marriage is to have someone come over and critique the way you load the dishwasher."
"How Many Friendzoned Guys Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"How are Women and Hurricanes Similar? They both come in hot and wet and **TAKE THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER, SARAH YOU BITCH!**"
"Knock Knock... Knock Knock Who's there? Tom Hulce. Tom Hulce who? That's Hollywood."