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Joke of the Day
"Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches would never satisfy a female elephant."
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"The Spanish Soccer team are have picked up two Euros in the last 4 years... ... that's two more than their banks."
"A crazed fan attacked Miley Cyrus at a recent concert. Damn, I would have LOVED to have seen the look on her gums."
"2 Muffins are sitting in an oven... One says to the other ""man its hot in here"" the other one yells terrified ""OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"""
"Customs officials in Europe recently seized a shipment of cocaine that was addressed to the Vatican. Which can only mean that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just received a giant box of communion wafers."
"What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Partly in the USA"
"I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything"
"Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore? They don't age well."
"What do you call the gingerbread man's ghetto cousin? The wonderbread man."
"Did you hear about the tornado that swept through the cemetery? Hundreds dead."