125415
Joke of the Day
"I wasn't dancing. I was trying to connect to the wifi."
Next Joke
"Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone's making a racket."
"I'm not a liar. I have an English degree; I'm an unreliable narrator."
"Extremely controversial, but here goes... Why can't you try someone for grave digging? Because it was found on the ground."
"I am good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know ""Y"""
"Why are bananas so popular? Because they have appeal"
"Texting...because men didn't have a hard enough time understanding women before so we had to take away the ability to convey tone."
"Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver!"
"*dramatically gets out of bean bag chair for 20 minutes*"
"A Jewish girl.. ..asks her father, ""Dad? Can I have 50 dollars?"" he says, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""