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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a library and says to the bloke behind the counter, ""Have you got any books on the female clitoris?"" The bloke says, ""Yes we have madame, but I don't know where they are."""

"Dear God, thank you for not giving spiders wings."

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do... And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down'."

"What was John Lennons final hit? The pavement"

"A 3-year old boy A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied."

"After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US is about to unleash its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date...the American tourist."

"Chuck Norris has only farted once. The last time that he did, the universe was created."

"I'm beginning to question your proclamation of your ""spiritual gifts"". You are about as intuitive as my autocorrect."

"Did you guys hear about the Trump winery? It's only whites."

"What hood was the Swedish cholo from? StockHOLMES!"