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Joke of the Day
"Some people ask me why I never hold a grudge. I've always hated those people."
Next Joke
"If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress."
"In order to save money I installed a sound chip into my wallet. Now when it opens it plays a song by Creed so I quickly have to close it."
"A fun trick for remembering peoples names is to never interact with anyone."
"What's Brown & Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"Relationships are easier if one of you is a cake."
"What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !"
"Selling an improved autocorrect? Shut up and take my monkey."
"You should go clone yourself... so you can FUCK yourself!!!!!!!!!"
"I think horoscopes are absolute tosh. But you know me, typical Virgo."