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Joke of the Day
"What is Shakespeare's favourite snack? Hamlet du fromage"
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"My friend told me Alan Rickman had passed away. I said ""You're joking?"".... ...She replied ""Nope. Dead Sirius."""
"Oriental Rugs and Tubs... could be a furniture store or a dyslexic whorehouse."
"My grandmother, 86 years old, just entered medical school. She's a cadaver, and she is living death to the fullest."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"How do you make a dumb person curious? I'll tell you tomorrow..."
"fun prank: go observe the newborns at the hospital & if someone asks which is yours say ""I haven't decided yet"" while sobbing uncontrollably"
"Boy that Neil Patrick Harris is a real, man's man."
"The rest of these people must be totally shitfaced. -me, driving in England"
"What is the difference between snowman and snowwoman? snowballs"