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Joke of the Day

"My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell. He pointed at my crinkled shirt."

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"Juror:We find the defendant- *pizza guy bursts in* ""Ive got 2 pizzas for Not Guilty"" Defendant: Im Not Guilty Judge:NOT GUILTY *bangs gavel*"
"ovens are insane ""oh thats just my box of invisible fire i heat dead things in"""
"A couple were working as weed dealers It was a joint operation."
"Man goes to a library asking for a book on suicide... The librarian refuses. He asks why. The librarian replies 'Who'll return the book?'"
"Oxygen atom was looking for threesome. Poor guy got ozoned"
"The Harambe memes need to stop It's very de-meme-ing."
"What did the O say to the Q? ""Dude, you're dicks hanging out"""
"My fortune cookie message read : ""You appeal to a small, select group of confused people"" .... Uh huh ...."
"You only live once? False, you live everyday. You only die once."