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Joke of the Day
"What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common? They all have white vans"
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"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaayyyyy! Sounds better with a stereotypical SOA biker voice. I'll show myself out."
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"What do you call a disabled paedophile? A creepy crawly"
"Did you hear what NASA said about the asteroid? [OC] ""No comet."""
"Never ask white Americans what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every European country and meaningless fractions."