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Joke of the Day

"I feel like the set of Breaking Bad would be the best place to cook meth without anyone suspecting it."

"No matter how spicy your sex life is ... If he's a two-thymer; cumin in that ginger Rosemary, my sage advice ... would bay to leaf him."

"What do you call a blowjob from a ginger? Redhead"

"Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good My attempt on pun"

"How do you draw an Overwatch character? You Tracer."

"Some guys are afraid to finish when fapping... Not me, though. I ain't afraid of nuttin!"

"wh is bhdiffrnece bet?wen corn it's the method"

"What do call a girl that eats pastries while browsing the internet? Eclair."

"WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don't really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)"

"According to an old Irish saying... Summer is the best day of the year"