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Joke of the Day

"My therapist asked me to list my good qualities:nnNice to everyone's facenUsually wear deodorantnThin cheese slicernnThat took four hours."

"Hey, Reddit. Time for Michael Jackson / Liz Taylor jokes! Go! Please. I can't think of one and I can just sense that this topic is ripe."

"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"What is Italian-American foreplay? ""Hey! Wake up and roll over!"""

"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off."

"I got 99 issues... And they are all collectable national geographics."

"Would you like to try some binary cake? Sure, I'll have a little bit."

"What's a pirate's favorite element on the periodic table? Gold! (works better when told - most will interrupt with ""Arrrrrrrrrgon!"")"

"Why does everyone like the KKK? Cause they're the best!"

"""How old are you?"" Things you say to your third child."