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Joke of the Day

"My therapist asked me to list my good qualities:nnNice to everyone's facenUsually wear deodorantnThin cheese slicernnThat took four hours."

"They aren't so different. A pizza delivery man and a Gynecologist aren't so different when you think about it. They both can smell it, but they can't eat it."

"Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you."

"Why did my friend throw my computer out the window? So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side."

"Kids these days think Christmas is all about getting presents instead of celebrating the birth of Santa Claus."

"Nice butts take my breath away... I'm assmatic."

"I went to that new sexy internet cafe My server sure had a nice rack"

"What happens when a dick meets a hardass? Well... Fuck."

"Who's the first Jewish guy to get a Heisman Trophy? ""Fred Goldman, because he's got mine!"" - OJ Simpson"

"What do black people and Batman have in common? Neither one of them get r/dadjokes"