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Joke of the Day
"How do you piss off a historian? Give them a tampon and say what period is this from?"
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"I can't wait till next years veterans day: for the ones that didn't get captured...."
"What do you call an old John Cena? John Cenile"
"Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."
"What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song? White Christmas."
"First thing on my bucket list is to jump off a cliff and the rest are just tricks I'll do in the air."
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."
"My favorite animal at the zoo is the gorilla... I ain't lion."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk."
"""Ben Carson makes stuff up"" said Donald Trump, self-proclaimed zillionaire, demigod and unicorn owner."