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Joke of the Day

"How do Mexican cut pizza? Little Caesars."

"I wasn't dropped as a baby, but I've been making up for it ever since."

"So there I was balls deep in a 12 year old ... Then my dad walks in and freaks out starts screaming ""What the fuck are you doing to your sister"""

"What's the NSA's favourite game? I spy."

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."

"Do you want to know a good Jewish wine? Ma, when are we going to Miami?"

"What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation? An Endor Pool!"

"My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate... So I got a second girlfriend."

"What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest!"

"My children drive me to drinking... As soon as they got their licenses I made them start bringing me to the bar."