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Joke of the Day
"If you want to piss off a narcissist, just tell 'em that subtweet wasn't about them."
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"If you buy orange juice with ""Some Pulp,"" it's time to pick a side."
"you deserve more than a guy who wears t-shirts with ""witty"" sayings that he bought from jcpenney."
"We always bought our cars used, this one was as black as the night- -that is, until we washed it!!!"
"""What's your favorite kind of music?"" Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, ""I'm a metal fan."""
"How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies."
"Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields? It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back..."
"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's a hardware problem"
"How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime? He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy"
"Did you hear about the new rating scale for how colorblind someone is? Its called the greyscale"