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Joke of the Day

"Why are manhole covers circular? Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte."

"Just asking for a friend, if one of your testicles drooped more than the other would you see a doctor?"

"They told me to dress for the job I want, not for the job I have. They fired me the next day because I dressed for a blowjob. I'll show myself out..."

"Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser? Because he clearly owed the win to Miller."

"HER: your phone is exacerbating our problems *i pick up my phone* HER: your behavior is untenable ""hold on I'm still googling exacerbate"""

"Spice up your otherwise trite wedding by making the groomsmen act as pallbearers and carry the groom to the altar in a casket"

"How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?!"

"Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver."

"why dont atheists solve exponential equations ? they dont believe in higher powers."

"Youtube Joke Youtube is like baseball, three strikes and you're out."