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"What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user? Napkin."
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"What's the difference between ""like"", ""love"" and ""showing off""? Spit, Swallow and Gargle."
"Nothing in life is ""fun for the whole family."""
"My brother thought his vasectomy ... would keep his wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changed the color of the baby."
"Whenever I browse an NSFW Subreddit . . . . . . I always sort it by Hot."
"I was going down on this guy.......... ..... He started playing with my hair. I mean, what a homo, right?"
"I'm a grammar nazi. I'm also a regular nazi, but that's a different story."
"Why do they call it a chicken coupe? If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan."
"If I had to choose one word that encapsulates me, I'd say skin."
"There are no absolutes in this world. Except vodka."