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Joke of the Day
"Two mathematicians were chatting online... 1st mathematician: Gimme 5! 2nd mathematician: 120"
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"I had sex with Adele last night... I was rolling in the deep."
"You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"
"A gun and a bullet get into a heated argument Police still don't know who fired the first shot"
"Joke from my sociology prof ""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing... unless you're at a funeral"
"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback."
"Reasons why i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone. 1) I don't have iPhone. 2) I don't have a girlfriend."
"Brunos are from Mars, Freddies are from Mercury."
"A joke What do you go a place where cows go eat lunch ? A Calvefateria"