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Joke of the Day

"Reasons why i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone. 1) I don't have iPhone. 2) I don't have a girlfriend."

"I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in Africa."

"A marching band passed by this morning, shouting ""Make America Great Again!"" Must be some Donald Trumpeters."

"The bad news is we need to downsize on people named Jeremy, so you're fired. WHAT WAS THE GOOD NEWS? India's tiger population is up 30%!"

"Why don't Jews go to Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"

"Have you seen the new interview of John Cena? Yeah me neither.........."

"I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."

"I've done a lot of stupid stuff in my life, but at least I've never signed up at the gym in January."

"What is Shrek's favorite book? Don-key xote"

"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat The bartender says ""Put that back you thief!"""