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Joke of the Day

"My husband and I make a good team. I'm about to start cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and he's taking the batteries out of the smoke detectors."

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"Every time I use a public bathroom, one thought occurs...""Seriously? This many people have Sharpies on them at all times?"""
"What happens on Santa's lap......stays on Santa's lap."
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"Elephant and a naked man An elephant walks up to a man who was not wearing clothes and asked, ""How do you breathe out of that thing??"""
"Q: Mom why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment dear."
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"Entered a blindfolded masturbation contest the other day... No idea where I came"