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Joke of the Day

"Every time I use a public bathroom, one thought occurs...""Seriously? This many people have Sharpies on them at all times?"""

"New study finds that everyone you disagree with is like so, so stupid."

"There's no ""u"" in awesome... But there's always ""me""."

"I bet Lorde is a gold digger She is a minor after all."

"Treadmills should just have one big button that says ""Make Me Look Good Naked."""

"Did you hear about the new show, Scrabble on Broadway? It's a play on words."

"I welcome new employees by leaving a candy bar on their desk. Then I drop by later and yell, ""Yo, who ate my candy? You're my bitch now!""."

"Just converted my savings to pesos and HOLY SHIT am I rich!!!!!!!!"

"For every IT topic.... ... there is a YouTube video with Indian guy explaining it"

"how do you know if you have a high sperm count? your daughter has to chew before she swallows"